IF I RULED THE WORLD

                   A WHIMSY

Try to imagine this being sung by the late Harry Secombe.

IF I ruled the world,

Politicians would be marched out and shot.

And their party wouldn’t matter a jot ,

As they all talk the same load of old Tommy rot.

If I ruled the world,

Back to Scotland I would send every Scot, *

Brown and Cameron, the whole bloody lot,

What’s the difference they've all lost the plot.

My world would be a much fairer place,

Bankers would have their assets docked!

My world would would see the whole lot disgraced,

And then for years in prison locked.

If I ruled the world,

Horse meat pedlars would be shamed publicly,

Eating value mince on Prime time TV

Every night so the whole world could see.

Not a contents description would lie,

There’d be real beef in everyone’s pie

If the day ever dawned

When I ruled the world.

* only those of a political persuasion,of which there seem to be a great multitude!