Friday 1 August 2014

GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL







Here I am,back just once more ,after which “Avies Small World” will be no more for within a few short days I shall be leaving my old home for ever.
There is little left now of the lovely kitchen garden,the Damson tree is cut down,the strawberry patch is over grown and the bulldozers have laid waste to everything else. Only the old apple tree has survived the developers zeal and is heavy with ripening fruit .

A high fence has been put in place to separate us from the orchard and now I can only see it through a small window in my bedroom,truly,I prefer not to look.

My worsening health has kept me from even the smallest gardening task,so I had thought to watch my beloved Bee Garden become overgrown,but no, my sweet lovely and remarkably kind young neighbour has kept it looking wonderful,mowing the grass,edging the paths and battling with the weeds. Bless her dear heart,she is a new mum,works part time and yet still finds a little time to help me,I have no words to express my gratitude.

About a month ago a much needed knee replacement was cancelled because my health was not good enough to permit surgery, my disappointment was profound,I cried for about a week,,,,what a wuss!!!!

You see I really have very little to cry for,thanks entirely to my dear son .Soon he will be moving to a lovely country house in deepest rural Shropshire and to my everlasting joy and amazement he is insistent that Pa and I go with him.

He has found a beautiful home for us all,there is even a ready built tree house for Twiggy to compensate her for the one she lost when the Damson tree was felled.

Eleven days from now I shall be sitting in the garden of my new home and I can scarce believe my good fortune, It is as if a good fairy gave me three hundred wishes and honoured all of them.

I shall miss my small world, but it is a world which exists now only in my minds eye and in the many photographs taken over the years.
I shall miss my friends whose kindness to me during the past months has been far beyond the call f duty!

I shall make new friends ,and with the help of a gardener to do the heavy work I hope, by next Spring to be pottering about in my greenhouse sowing the seeds of a new kitchen garden.
I hope to enjoy using the wonderful range cooker in my new kitchen and I hope with all my heart to begin a new blog,a blog which like this one captures the days small triumphs and tragedies of an ordinary family.

It will be a true country blog filled with the changing seasons and the joys that go therewith.
All my happiness as a child stemmed from living in the countryside,now,at last Avie is going home.



Monday 24 March 2014

GOOD OLD ENGLISH MUTTON





I have always maintained that Mutton was much more tasty than Lamb. Unless you are lucky enough to be able to access Salt Marsh Lamb or Lamb reared on the Welsh mountains Lamb is Lamb is Lamb




Mutton. The taste is richer the colour darker and the fat more mellow. Roasted or stewed it simply cannot be beaten on a clod winters night, served with Dauphin potatoes and a selection of root vegetables,not forgetting of course the most delectable gravy,it's a show stopper!

Recently we learned to our delight that a farm shop had opened in a nearby town and my son was dispatched to investigate. He returned with a pound of diced Mutton,a kilo chunk of wild boar and the news that the shop had an online presence, The meat was excellent and on Friday last we took delivery of a large box of goodies from the new butcher.

We had ordered two whole shoulders of Mutton,incidentally do not let any one try and persuade you that Mutton shoulder is full of fat,well reared Mutton is no more fatty than Lamb.
Next we unpacked another kilo piece of wild boar belly, 4 lovely medallions of free range organic pork escalopes, a 2 rib piece of Fore rib roast,two kilos of mutton dice and two dozen beautiful new laid eggs.

The Mutton shoulders were huge and cost...wait for it...£13.00 each. Over the weekend we roasted on of these joints and on the first night we ate it served as I mentioned earlier. The next night I heated some slices of the remaining meat in a dish of rich gravy and this served with mashed potatoes and peas proved every bit as popular. Tonight the remains of this delicious joint made a lovely dinner served with hot mashed potato, home made slaw, sliced beetroot and a salad of diced celery and shredded lettuce, a real winter salad and very good it was.

In all nine good sized servings were provided by the joint with the added bonus of 2 litres of good mutton stock ,made by boiling up the bones for an couple of hours. Add to this for several sumptuous meals for two adored cats and you can see that this kind of meat is far from extravagant.

All the meat in our box was organic and free range and the whole lot cost just £75.00!
A very ordinary piece of Lamb shoulder purchased from a supermarket will set you back around £ 19.00 or £20.00 pounds, will fill your drip tray with fat and is calculated to shrink by about a third. It will not have been hung sufficiently nor will you be able to determine what it has been given as feed. It is the fat content of many feeds used in factory production to make the animals grow faster which cause such havoc when eaten by we poor unsuspecting humans!!
It really is a no contest.

Do not rule out organic meat because of it,s price, try a farm shop, you might be surprised. Of course you have to pick and choose according to what is the best value week by week when you make your purchase as some cuts can be expensive.

I recently paid almost £30.00 for a piece of mutton much smaller than the one we had on the weekend so I know it can be expensive but search around on line ,and give your family a wonderful change from the ordinary.

Incidentally if you cook the meat fresh you may freeze any left over meat for another time.
A small amount. Finely chopped makes the best Cornish pasties ever, and of course you can mince some to make a real Shepherds pie. In this way the meat can be made to go even further if your budget is tight.

One more thing any last scraps of cooked mutton are terrific hashed with potato and onion and served with hot tomato sauce.



Thursday 20 March 2014

REASONS TO BE CHEERFULL





Finding myself rather more awake than I have been for some time,and able to sit at my desk I thought I would just pop in and have a gossip.
My good news is that I am to have my operation sometime in May,you may imagine my feelings as I await the day.

A stay in hospital will be necessary of course but hope that it will only be for a few days.
Having failed to convince my G.P. That a clash of medication has cause my recent illness,I have set about taking measures in to my own hands.
I have stopped taking several tablets altogether ,others I am taking in reduced doses, the result...so far.... has been encouraging.

The dreadful swelling in my legs has reduced considerably as have similar swellings in other areas,the sheer weight of which was preventing me from standing up for more that a few moments,and making walking almost impossible.

I feel so light ,and well I might for the weight loss has been quite marked, I am not so exhausted and much less sleepy. Taking a rest in the afternoon seems to be vital at the moment ,days when I do not I suffer for it the following day. For me, any improvement is cause for celebration and I hope my experiment continues to go well.

That's enough of the depressing stuff.

Has n,'t the weather bee glorious, the warm sunshine has brought out bumble bees and the cat Harry spent a merry morning casing them all over the front garden. A Brimstone moth, always an early flier disported itself among the ivy leaves in the afternoon sun.

In the shelter belt the Horse Chestnuts sticky buds have broken in to vivid green leaf and everywhere Hawthorn leaves are appearing, Try adding some to a green salad ,they are lovely and peppery. (Ransoms,) wild garlic abounds and is ,making a welcome addition to our soups ,stews and salads.

My son has practically taken over the kitchen, and a fine job he is making of feeding us all. A succession of fine breakfasts followed by delicious evening meals has flowed from his hands and I confess myself astonished at how much he knows.

Soups, stews, roasts and pies all freshly prepared and much appreciated by those who eat them.
Not having to worry about the cooking has contributed greatly to my peace of mind, making it much easier for me to get the rest which the doctor ordered.

In spite of all this he has managed to publish another book in the “Alamo” series which has been so well received by his readers that he is now in the top 100 sci- fi writers.

His new “Sword and sorcery” book has just come out in paperback and more will follow shortly.

Although I am very much in the state of having to take one day at a time I have hopes that I have turned a corner, buoyed up by the excitement of my sons success, and more important still, his happiness, and cared for so lovingly how can I help but improve.

I have much to be thankful for and believe me when I tell you that I can never be grateful enough for the good things which life has blessed my family and my home.


Wednesday 19 February 2014

GOODBYE,FOR NOW.






These days I seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time either ill, or in pain, or both. I dislike giving a catalogue of my ailments and the assorted treatments as it is about as interesting as reading a medical catalogue...with the exception of course of the surgical appliance pages which I find fascinating.........how the hell does anyone manage to function while using the blessed things......?

Did you know that you have to be fitted for a truss, in exactly the way you would be fitted for a bespoke suit of clothes! I kid you not, I once knew a truss fitter, nice chap but inclined to be a trifle whimsical under the circumstances,I often felt.

Enough of this frippery! Finding the time and energy to write anything readable these days is well nigh impossible as I keep on falling asleep. I am still managing to cook family dinner...with a little help but sadly very little more.

The bulldozing of my beloved garden could not have come at a worse time as I was unable to
go out and lie in front of the machine. The beautiful damson tree with the first tips of white flower just beginning to show was hacked down mercilessly,and yes I was dreadfully upset, though seeing everything through a fog of pain may well have saved me from even worse distress.

Please forgive me if I neglect you for a time, shall pop in when ever I can over the next few months.
One piece of terrific news is that my son,who's books are still selling very well indeed has a double release coming up in a couple of weeks. The Adventures of the Battle Cruiser Alamo has found an appreciative and rapidly growing audience. Published by Amazon it is well worth a look if you love Sci Fi.

He also has a Sword and Sorcery novel “Swords of the Damned” out in a week or two.

Thank you all for reading about and for caring about Avies Small World, although it is now even smaller and even though Avie is sick, that lovely little world lives on in the birdsong, and the winter crocus that still star the ground in the the broken orchard.

What is left is still unbelievably sweet.





Wednesday 12 February 2014

Frantic Purchasing...

Another tiring day, culminating in a catastrophic blender malfunction! Fortunately another has been purchased and is now on its way...

Monday 10 February 2014

End of an Era

A very sad day today. The orchard – home of woodpeckers, thrushes, robins, owls and a family of foxes, source of fruits, jams, salads and soups, haven for butterflies and insects and the playing ground of no less than three cats on a regular basis...has been levelled. The trees are almost all gone, the crops destroyed. Very sad day.

Saturday 8 February 2014

Cough...Splutter....

This bug is darned annoying! Still, Avie managed to work herself far too hard doing a batch of bread and a chicken-in-a-pot today, leaving me to once again wish you all a very good night...

Friday 7 February 2014

Plague...Still...

The dread pox is still upon us...coughing and spluttering ahoy!  All is otherwise well, though...

Thursday 6 February 2014

PLAGUE

The cursed Death Fever has struck the house once again; Avie and I are both down with it, though Dad is doing OK at the moment...fingers crossed...

Hopefully normal service returns soon...

Tuesday 4 February 2014

A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY






Yesterday was rather a busy day for me by the time I at last collapsed into my neglected bed I was a tired to death. It was a this moment that Pa decided to ask me in which of the three freezers he could find the diced pork., as I had originally asked him to take some out to defrost at around six in the evening I was not amused.

I made my lack of jollity know the the boys and informed them that if two grown men could not between then find a pack of pork dice then it was no surprise that the world was in a total mess!
Time passed and it's passing was accompanied by the slamming of freezer lids and much cursing,then footsteps on the stairs.

With my brain drifting in a fog of tiredness I heard a voice telling me that there was no pork in the freezer. While I knew perfectly well that this was utter rubbish I told the messenger,which happened to be my son to “Just get out some frozen chicken breasts instead.” My voice sounded odd perhaps I was asleep and dreaming all this?

Dinner was to have been a slow cooked spiced pork and fruit dish .this was to have been served with cous cous and naan bread. In the apparent absence of pork chicken would do just as well. More muttering from downstairs culminating a voice calling none to softly to tell me that Pa did not want chicken. My patience at an end I informed the pair of them that I did not give a …....... what they defrosted and to sort it out amongst themselves, I turned over and slept.

Venison.......venison......of all the things they could have defrosted they chose venison!!!
There was not a chance that it would do for the meal I had planned and I was furious, my plan for a simple but tasty meal had vanished and I was left with a packet of stewing venison.

During breakfast,which was merrier than I would have thought possible I decided to make a venison pudding,similar to the rabbit and bacon one I made last week, the boys remarked would “Have to Lump it!”

I looked for the first time at the alleged pack of diced venison, it did not look right, and upon opening the bag I discovered the what I actually had in hand was a pound of very good steak and kidney...and yes, both the boys can read!”

I was delighted as I adore steak and kidney pudding although I seldom get any as my son,who has never tasted it swears that he loathes kidney!
With a small prayer to providence I made the pastry for the pudding, lined the basin, packed it with the meat some sliced onion and a few small mushroom added the stock,.put on a pastry lid and having wrapped it we popped it into a steamer.

Five hours later we were tucking in to a glorious steak and kidney pudding, the suet (duff) pastry was golden and light and tasted delicious served with mushy peas and a good beef gravy.
My son ate his pudding kidney and all then came back for seconds. He said that he was not enamoured of the kidney but he had enjoyed to meal.

Pa too had seconds I was pleased to note, so in the end all was well.

I would like to say that the moral here is to label items in the fridge but it is not, the moral is the read the bloody labels that poor saps such as myself have gone to the trouble to write!!!!!

As I finish tonight’s blog a war is raging downstairs as to weather there is or is not any diced chicken
As a matter of fact there is,I know, because I put it there.
I shall now retire gibbering to the bathroom!




Monday 3 February 2014

ROTTEN TO THE CORE




This week our local newspaper carried yet another story of fraud and corruption amongst our local councillors and their operatives. Time and again during these last few months there have been sackings, de-selections,investigations and all manner of enquiries in many areas of council business.
Whenever I read of these atrocious goings on the same names crop up over and over again. They are people with whom I have had dealings with over the years and most particularly to do with strange decisions as to planning applications in the conservation area in which I live.

Time and time again I have questioned these people as to why they chose to ignore their own regulations in favour on a wealthy developer. In the past few years we have seen one green space after another built upon and always by the same few names.

I have never once received a straight answer to any of my questions in spite of the fact that I have made it very clear that I more than suspect that the entire Planning Department is up to its neck in
some pretty dirty business. I have uncovered some pretty unholy alliances between council, , land owners and conservation groups, which can only point one way.

I have been outspoken throughout my investigations and I am obliged to wonder why these errant individuals have not even so much as threatened my with the law if I persist. That in itself is odd.

The timing of these latest revelations comes at a time when the my orchard and kitchen garden are about to be bulldozed to make way for yet more houses and parking spaces. This in a borough which constantly trumpets its refusal to allow people to pave over gardens to make car parks or build extensions. Ah ,but they are ordinary people and not super rich developers and others powerful men.

I have never been resigned to loosing the important wildlife site which out orchard contains and now having read the latest in the disgraceful saga I feel that it would be a pity to stop now and then have the truth come out when it is too late.

In the coming months Pa and I face between us a series of major surgical procedures and time is short. Even so I feel I must fight on. I know I am right and just for once it would be nice if right managed to defeat might in a matter such as this.



Sunday 2 February 2014

AVIES DUVET DAY







Things finally caught up with me today and I was obliged to spend the greater part of it in my nice snug bed. I managed to make the ,morning coffee,God knoweth how? Getting out of bed felt like like climbing out of a deep well and it took me a good half hour to pull myself together and actually get the coffee to the boys.

With the house playing host to a game we needed to get moving and the three of us met in the kitchen in various states of disarray at nine thirty. In a rash moment I have promised the boys bacon rolls for Sunday breakfast and although they were willing to release me from my promise I fried of lots of streaky bacon and place a basket of soft breakfast rolls on the table and as they quick;y vanished I was glad I had kept my word.

We tackled the washing up between us and before the first gamer arrived I was safely snuggled under a very soft fleece,where at last I slept.

I woke at three in the afternoon and felt energetic enough to wash my hair and tidy my room a little.
For dinner served up the remainder of a large lamb shoulder which we have yesterday with Dauphinois potatoes. Tonight I served it with mashed potato, five root mash, which included celeriac and mint sauce. The meat thinly sliced was placed in a roasting dish, topped with a rich gravy and the heated in the oven until boiling.

Now seated at my desk I am tired once again and hope that with luck I shall sleep tonight.
Staying awake while writing is a problem these days and while I can fall asleep at my computer or at the dinner table once I get in to bed sleep eludes me until about six in the morning.


For now I am off to watch “Top Gear” with my son. Enjoy your evening.  

Saturday 1 February 2014

SCHOOL DAYS


The Primary School I attended was situated in a small village almost four miles from my home and served the children the Parish. The church a stones throw up the hill was a focal point for both school and village and parochial matters were taken very seriously by all.

The school was divided in to three classes, the babies class,as we called it, here one remained for two years and learned to read write and do sums. The Infants Class teacher was a terrifying old battleaxe,Miss Jones,who ruled with a rod of iron, used a ruler as an instrument of punishment either on the hands or the legs. Feared by all as she was she managed to ensure that even the most backward of her charges could read and write before leaving her tender care.

At the age of seven and with much relief one entered the Juniors class. In the year in which I entered this blessed sanctuary a new young lady teacher had been joined the staff, Miss Morris. She was tall with wavy brown hair, not at all pretty in the conventional sense but very attractive as the mums always said when discussing her attributes.
Slender, bright, clever, twenty four years old and as far as we,her charges were concerned a good deal too strict.

I owe much to this young woman,she encouraged us to use our imaginations, I was a bright child and she recognised this and in the short time I spent in her company I learned to love books, plays, ballet, and drawing. She it was who introduced me to “The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, the child in me has been looking into wardrobes ever since.

One morning after I have been in the juniors class for about six months I was called to the headmasters desk. I was certain that I had done something amiss, and wondered which of my recent misdemeanour’s had been discovered. The Headmaster, Mr Rushton smiled encouragingly and asked me if I would mind sitting at his desk for a while to do some work for him. The headmasters desk was on a raised dais at the top of the Seniors class room and when I looked up the sea of inquisitive faces made me very nervous.

“Pretend they are not there.” he told me “No one will disturb you I give you my word.”
Still puzzled I took up the pencil turned over the top sheet of paper and began to work my way through the sheets.
It was fun,I liked the questions which were not like the work I was given to do by Miss Morris.
I finished half an hour before lunch break and Mr Rushton thanked me and then sent me out in to the playground early as a reward for my hard work.

I did feel odd. Firstly being in the teachers good books was unusual for although my class work was always good I was inclined to be mischievous. Then being out in the playground alone felt very strange, I ran round and round the playground trying to out run a mind full of questions in the same way that I would have run away from a swarm of angry wasps.

Both the children from the seniors class and my own class mates plagued and tormented me for the rest of the day to tell them what it was all about,they did not believe me when I told the I had no idea.

That evening I was given a letter for my parents and my hands shook as I gave my mother the letter. She read it ,she read it again and then she gave me a hug and told me I was a good girl...a most unusual state of affairs.

It was not until the following Monday that I discovered that My form teacher and the Head had been monitoring my work for months and had decided that I should go directly to the seniors class ,where it was felt. I should benefit from a more strenuous regime. I felt this to be a most dubious accolade and foresaw trouble ahead.
I had passed the IQ tests with flying colours and it was felt that I should be held back if I remained in the Juniors class. I was to begin after the Easter Break, there was nothing I could say or do to stop this dreadful event!

Throughout the holiday there were hints of what was to come, my class mates considered me “stuck up”. My future class mates considered me jumped up and the mothers,who seemed to talk of nothing else on the market day bus assured each other that it was unnatural for a girl to be so clever,and that no good would come of it. With this last sentiment I thoroughly concurred.

The dreaded day arrived and I took my place at a double desk at the back of the class and at the end of a row. As we were handed our new books for the term I could here the voices of my friends through the thin wooden partition which divided the two rooms, my best friend, the girl whose desk I had shared though infants was now seated with a new girl who had moved in to the village during the holiday. I felt like an outcast,I felt the tears behind my eyes and knew how shaming those tears would be,
My honour was saved by a fire drill.

I soon settled in to the new routine,I enjoyed the work for I was now doing fractions and decimals as well as composition and comprehension. I wrote story after story and was sent each Friday afternoon to read my stories to the infants and this I loved to do.

One of my duties was to keep the nature table tidy ,another joy as natural history was my passion, Mu teacher Mr Rushton had a seemingly endless supply of books about birds ,and animals ,dinosaurs and evolution and after I had read my way through the school library he supplied me with books of his own. With such encouragement I could not help but do well.

At assembly one morning it was announced that I had won second prize in a National poster competition and was to attend a ceremony to collect my prize in October. October was ages away before then there was the blissfully long summer holiday,six weeks of sunshine and Playing with my little brother.

I went on the last day of term to clear the nature table, most of the items would be thrown away except for the tadpoles who now had legs and had almost lost their tales. These would be returned to the pond from which the spawn had been collected in late March.
A tap on my shoulder made me turn around, it was my best friend Marie,who's loss I was still mourning.

She had been elected to the post of Nature table monitor for the Juniors next year. She held out a bag of sweets and I took one carefully, then she gave me a hug and ran to the door, as I watched she stopped in the arched doorway which was flooding the vestibule with golden light.
“Come on then.” she called “Lets play hopscotch.”

I followed her out in to the afternoon sunshine, I was sure that I had never been so happy, Marie and I were friends again and I had survived my first term in the Seniors.

Friday 31 January 2014

THERE GOES JANUARY





And what a wet ,stormy and thoroughly miserable month it has been. Avies small world has been lucky so far ,unlike those poor souls in Somerset who I mentioned last night.
I find it incredible that the powers that be have seen fit to reject help from the Marines and plumped instead for the services of the Fire Brigade!

If you need to have pontoon bridges ,who better than the marines, all the Fire Brigade has is pumps and let us be fair, they have been singularly ineffectual during the pat month. When entire communities are cut of by flood and living literally in a cess pit for weeks one wonders at the Governments lack of positive action.

OK,OK, so D.E.F.R.A have met today , and while I am not au fait with their findings I would have to say that they are about a month too late.

One hopes that the problems face by these low lying towns and villages will bring to their senses the developers who are determined to build huge numbers of family homes in areas know to be at risk from flooding. One hopes, but one suspects that greed will triumph as usual , so that some time in the not too far distant future we shall be watching news reports telling of massive loss of life such as happened on Canvy Island in the fifties
To anyone rash enough tp purchase of of these death traps I say "Bon chance"


In Japan anyone caught building substandard housing,or making toys that are dangerous ,in fact any one caught endangering the public for profit is severely deal with,in some cases the death penalty is invoked.

I believe that the people who build these dangerous”family homes” should be obliged to live in them them selves, just as the supporters of a third runway at Heather row should be forced to live. ,r try too live under the flightpath.

That,s enough vitriol for tonight. January while it has been a very damp squib has held for me some happy moments as well as some truly sad ones and I expect we can all say as much.


As children at school we were taught a rhyme about the weather one could expect in the different months. February's was..February, fill dyke, meaning heavy rain. Well the dyke is full so perhaps we might have a change, February frost perhaps or February fluffy clouds, I'm off. I can hear the marbles rolling down hill even as I write!

Thursday 30 January 2014

A TROUBLED DAY AT AVIES




Before I commence this tale of aggravation and frustration I need to explain that on Tuesday Morning,the Local Authority refuse collectors failed to take away our re cycle, ours and several others in the lane.

So it was that yesterday Pa gave them a call about it and they promised to come and collect the stuff this morning.

This morning at 6 55 am I was awakened by a violent hammering on the door and a lot of shouting, it took a while for me to collect myself and as I struggled down the stairs(There was not time to call the stair-lift) I wondered if perhaps there was a gas leak or perhaps the river was about to inundate us. I opened the door and there in the lane I saw the errant refuse collectors.

One of them,
a red faced individual with receding hair emptied our food waste bin and them holding it high above his head he proceeded to throw the object as hard as he could,so hard that it landed half way down the garden path. During the course of his actions he had continued to rant,b it was not until he returned to the house in company with fluorescent yellow colleague that I realised the burden of his utterings.

“Where's yer plastic, where is it eh, where's yer plastic.” In fact there should have been a large bag of plastic waste with the food waste. Unfortunately we have been obliged to remove it from the pavement as it kept getting blown about and had caused a number of complaints.

The red faced character gave me to understand that it was all my fault that he had been sent out at the crack of dawn.....that it wasn't his round,that we were wasting his ******* time!!
All this he screamed like a man demented while flailing his arms.

I attempted to explain to him the reason why the plastics bag was in the yard and not on the road side,it was clear that he expected me to bring it out to the road. In my nightdress and slippers and still half asleep I gave him to understand that he would have to get it himself and the sound and fury became even greater as barging past me he took the plastics bag to the truck before casting it to the ground at the side of the road.

Of course I have lodged a complaint and I expect to here within a few days.


Later in the day I received a letter from the Estate Manager to let me know that they intend to begin the destruction of my orchard soon. Would I like to talk about it,he asked....you bet I want to talk about it. He tells me he may use contractors rather than estate staff, this is ,presumably so that when the wild residents in the orchard are disturbed it will not be estate workers in court.

They may well tare down the trees and level the fruit beds but every move they make will be filmed and should any harm befall either bird or beast I shall have the evidence to stop any further inroads.
This has worked before and it will again. I cannot imagine how they can level the ground on which there is a fox earth without destroying the cubs which will be born in a few weeks time. Even if the work begins next week,this will leave the foxes no time to find another earth. The earth has been used by the same pair for some years, and we have watched the young kits playing in the orchard,they have become members of our family and although they lead totally normal lives in the wild the have been know to come and ask for help when in trouble.

There are at least half a dozen hedgehogs hibernating in the undergrowth soon to be ripped out.
Hibernating newts frogs and toads.
There is never a good time of year to destroy such valuable habitat, every living thing will be destroyed by the action of a greedy landlord and a local authority which cares more for section 106 money than it does for the land in its care.
We have fought a bitter battle and in spite of all we shall fight on, because if a conservation area such as this is not safe from the developers then nowhere and nothing is safe.


Wednesday 29 January 2014

A WOEFUL WINTERS TALE.





Many years ago when I lived in the Peak s of Derbyshire I was told a tale or two on the long cold winter evenings either spent by the fireside of more likely propping up the bar at the old Mucky Duck!

One is never certain if these tales are true,often there is a tiny nugget of truth wrapped up in a mire of local mythology. To demonstrate this fact, there is a Pub called The Mermaid high up in the moorlands ,beside it is a pool which as well as being the haunt of a beautiful mermaid , is reputed to be bottomless. One day a party of art students ,of which I was one decided to find out, we acquired a diving suit and on a brilliant sunny afternoon our adventure began.

We attracted quite a crowd and the pub did a roaring trade. The diver waded into the middle of the pool,stumbled over a bicycle frame and barked his shins so badly that he had to give up.
Another recruit fared little better, he removed from the pool amidst cheers and applause two more bicycle frames ,two decrepit prams, sixteen oil drums and the fender from a mini cooper!
I shan't trouble you with the whole list,just the highlight you understand.

We were disappointed of course but the landlord was so pleased with his busy afternoon that he invited us in for drinks, we finally left just before closing time that night!The pool was not bottomless but on our way down l
the road as we passed the pool ,the simmering shape of a pretty young woman appeared for a moment before vanishing in tot he pool. Not the Mermaid but the ghost of a young woman, who on finding herself in trouble appealed to her lover for help. The young man met her beside the pool one night and there he drowned her.

Considering her condition everyone believe it was a suicide,but the guilty party eventually confessed after being followed home by her ghost night after night for a month after her death.
Spooky or what?

Anyway, back to the weather story. High in the Dark Peak,a wild and lonely place you understand, a dreadful tragedy overtook a family and in the space of a fortnight three of them were dead. The first, the father of the family went out to look for sheep and got lost. Search parties were useless and his body was not found for a week when the thaw came.

The second victim, the eldest son was out searching for his fathers body as the thaw was rapidly melting the ice. The river was a torrent and as he crossed a pack horse bridge it collapsed and he was swept away. That night they brought home the body of his father,the son was not found for a week,his body had become entangled in a rotary clothes drier and was found by the local rag and bone man.

The third victim in this tragic family was the Grand mother who while throwing some potato peelings into the midden missed her footing and fell in, The accident was seen by the driver of the mobile village shop. He manfully strove to pull her out and did eventually mange to do so. Unfortunately he was not man enough to give the old lady mouth to mouth resuscitation....well under the circumstances.........! To make matters worse the families name was Weatherall, rather ironic don't you think?

The Local news paper picked up on the story and in true tabloid fashion ran the headline “Winter weather wipe out Weatheralls .” The Weatherall family held a single funeral service for the three unfortunate members, at the local parish church on sunny day a few weeks later.

This time the headline trumpeted “Sun shines on the Weatheralls at last”.

True or false, your guess is as good as mine, but I would hate to be in that reporters boots if the Weatheralls catch up with him.      

Tuesday 28 January 2014

THE HORSE DRAWN HEARSE




Another cold,wet,grey winters day (sounds like some Simon and Garfunkel lyrics) the sort of day that inspires you to contemplate having a duvet day,especially when you have not slept well.

We all got up and went through the motions,my son took out the trash, I made my bed and tidied the bathroom while Pa set about getting dressed. I would not say that we were miserable ,but, subdued would ,I think best describe the general mood of the morning.

We ate our breakfast of hot griddled pikelets with maple syrup,(I thought it might cheer us up a little) after which my son went back to his writing and Pa and I washed the dishes while I bemoaned the fact that I to go out to buy some special cat food for our fussy cat Twiggy.

The light drizzle turned to torrential rain the identical moment I stepped out of the front door and continued unabated until my return,shortly after the weather reverted to a lighter drizzle... typical!!


As I jettisoned my soggy togs I noticed a funeral courtage passing our house. Living a we do between a church and two graveyards it is in fact quite commonplace. Of course the old grave yard at the rear of our cottage has not seen a burial since 1800 and frozen stiff , however the new one situated at the other end of then lane is quite busy.

For instance, at the bottom of the cemetery there is a small pedestrian gate ,and it is inside this gate under the shelter of some coniferous trees the smokers,wretched outcasts of the smoking staff of a nearby hospital congregate to enjoy their surreptitious fags. At lunch time their can be quite a crowd and the pile of cigarette butts can be a serious hazard to suede shoes!

A little further up the cemetery path are some rather lovely but unfortunately derelict buildings some of which once held services for the dead of various denominations ad faiths. Another equally ornate but much smaller building once housed the gravediggers tools of the trade,mattock,spade, that sort of thing. This building is now used by the spliff smokers who had gained entry through a damaged side door.

Some what further round the building the serious junkies hang out, the hospital is on the other side of the cemetery wall so they don't have far to go if things go wrong.

Isolated as it is ,it is used by the local contractors as a good place to park up and down a few tinnies in hot weather of take a snooze if the weather is bad , as I said the place is quite busy.

Back to the hearse. It was exactly like something out of a dickens novel, four beautiful black horses,plumed with black feathers and caparisoned in black harness. The driver and his assistant wore black cloaks an each black top hate. The hearse itself was polished to the last degree, shinning glass, sparkling brass fittings ans the black wood look as it it had been lacquered.

I had heard the sound of horses hooves seconds before I saw the hearse and would have loved to photograph this spectacle, unfortunately the whole courtage were travailing at such a pace that they had disappeared before I could reach for my camera.

The horses at the gallop careered down the lane followed by a long line of black limousines attempting to keep up while maintaining their dignity, in this they failed.

Now I have to admit that I have no idea why the horse drawn hearse was behaving like the lead wagon when the redskins attack, to me it just seems odd that in an age when every blesses thing is done at the double why go to the trouble of hiring this antiquated form of travel to slow things down to a sedate pace and then drive live Jehu past the waiting mourners, they behaved more like a Victorian Fire engine than a hearse. If it had been summer time I would swear that one of the horses had been hit by a warble fly. Or perhaps the entire party were trying to get the burial over before it began to rain again,who can say ?

Whatever the reason dignity and decorum were definitely not amongst us today, I just hope the driver managed to get the horses to stop at the cemetery gates, otherwise next stop, Great West Road.











Monday 27 January 2014

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE PRICE OF BIRDS EYE MAPLE /




I return to the subject of last nights waterlogged blog! To say that the weather has been inclement is much like saying that the eruption of Vesuvius created a bit of dust!!
This analogy is not as random as you may think for just as Vesuvius rendered whole towns in to useless ruin so the continued rain is returning to ancient flood plains all over England and is showing no sign of retreating.

Take a look at the Somerset Levels, many years ago the area was called “the Summer Country”for only on the dry summer months was the land visible, for the rest of the time it was , as it is now hidden beneath the winter flood waters . Rivers are reconstructing themselves and we are powerless in the face of such force.

When the alleged grave of King Arthur was discovered at Glastonbury Abbey the tombstone was inscribed with the legend “Here Lies Arthur in the Isle of Avalon” and it is true that parts of Glastonbury,in particular the Tor have a claim to the title.
If I is true there is another legend which says that. “When the island of Avalon reappears Arthur will return.”
Judging by aerial photographs of the Somerset Levels we shall not have long to wait to learn the veracity of the legend.

Sitting here listening yet again to the horizontal rain lashing the windows and watching the gale driven water finding its way into the house via any small crack or imperfection in the seals it seems somehow more like the Wrath of God, than just a bit of bad weather.

Perhaps now is the time to think about the building of an Ark! Of course successive short sighted |Governments have closed down most of the ship building in the British Isles so we had better be swift about it. After all if the Scots do secede from the union they will hold the winning hand since most of the ship building is still in Scotland.

With that thought in mind,does anyone know the price of birds eye maple?
Answer: Theeehapence a foot.  ( a poem written by Marriot Edgar in 1932 and performed by the great Stanley Holloway




Sunday 26 January 2014

SUNDAY,DAY OF RUST





Our village,like many another in England and Wales is ,not to put too fine a point upon it sodden! I can count on one hand the number of days on which it has not rained during the past month and it seems certain that we have not yet seen the last of the wet spell.

Everywhere the ground is waterlogged and squelches horribly if one is foolhardy enough to walk upon it,allotments and gardens are deserted at a time when many keen growers of vegetables would be hard at it preparing the ground for planting. Alas,my own gardens are destined to be much neglected this year as I am now finding walking, indeed even staying on my feet very painful.

My brick sheds are dry,in so far as there are no leaks in their roofs but the amount of moisture in the atmosphere makes me very glad that I cleaned and oiled my tools at the end of the year and that all electrical equipment is suitably wrapped. Even so rust is appearing everywhere, most particularly our wrought iron fence which seems to have been washed clear of paint and is now a fashionable rusty red hue.

Metal arches, bird feeding equipment, gates and so forth are also following the fashion and are rusting with a will.
A friend of mine told me that he had purchased a wire brush to tackle his rusty double gate,if only it would stop raining long enough for him to do the job, and another desperate soul was actually seen painting his railings in the rain!!!!

At our local hardware store such things as fence paint and outdoor paint are super glued to the shelves as are the young plants on offer (far too early in my opinion) and the garden centres hopeful display of lovely but prohibitively expensive garden furniture is as badly neglected as their potato sets.

Sundays these days are spent on other things than D.I.Y. and gardening, and as we all contemplate the damage done by the wet weather I will wager that there will be more painting than gardening done this year.

On a brighter note during a brief trip out during an even briefer dry spell I came across several Hazel bushes each one resplendent with wildly waving catkins of bright gold. A little further on the first white tips of pussy willow were struggling to break from their winter prison.

There is always hope and I hope very much that with all the rain we have had there will be no talk of hosepipe bans this summer. Of course this cannot be guaranteed as we have seen in the past,I for one will have something very choice to say should the unthinkable happen...again.





Saturday 25 January 2014

GETTING CHEFFY





Today I finally ran out of steam. After another night of no sleep and appalling pain the morning found me more tired than when I lay down and I was frighteningly weak. I managed to get up and make a pan of porridge for breakfast (I have a new spurtle I wanted to christen) and breakfast was lovely,unfortunately I kept on falling asleep at the table and eventually I had to admit defeat and allowed myself to be packed off to bed.

I propped up my swollen feet, snuggled into a fleece rug and tried to sleep but it was no use,still I was at least resting and for that I was thankful.
I was able by dinner time to make a lasagne along with some garlic bread the troops were delighted do that was all right.

I seem to be getting worse quite quickly now and my concern for the boys is growing,my confidence in them has also growing as my son becomes more and more proficient about the cooking. He now had a proper chefs apron and really looks the part.

As in all he does he takes a real pride in his efforts and shows great promise in matters culinary.
I hope to feel better in the morning,but in the event that I am still feeling shaky a rabbit pudding is on the menu,it is a breeze to make takes all day to cook and costs the minimum effort for someone who is feeling unwell. I shall serve this glorious dish with a quadrille of winter root vegetables and a rich rabbit and port wine gravy.

Well it won't do for me to lose my position as head chef too soon!


Friday 24 January 2014

MORE NEWS FROM THE FRONT..........AND THE BACK!



For some time now our lovely little village has been graced(some might say disgraced) by the presence among it's residents of the Brothers Barclay. Perhaps calling them residents is inaccurate as although they have purchased several properties from such exalted personages as His Grace the Duke of Northumberland and the heirs of the late Lord Gilmore,they have not yet deigned to reside in any of these grand properties.

The largest house has been registered as an Estate Agents premises, by the name of Beholding
B..holdings,get it, You can go online and find it,but here's the weird thing, they give no telephone number and no email address.....that’s a bit exclusive don't you?

Actually there is no Estate Agents Office at this site,so why are the owners claiming that there is? Well take a wild guess!

Now it seems that the Brothers Barclay may have purchased yet another large property from the afore mentioned Duke, The same cars appear at both addresses and although the sale sign went up months ago no one has move in to the property, Park Road is rapidly becoming a ghost village.

Another property which belongs to the Duke and borders on the Barclay Brothers ever increasing empire has just become vacant,since it is known that they wanted the property at the time of their first purchase here several years ago it is I think safe to suppose that it will be theirs for the asking.


Of course no one knows for sure why the Barclay Boys are so interested in Syon Park ...but...the presence of a very large ,almost new hotel which is failing badly might be enough to get the vultures circling. The hotel went from Waldorf Astoria to Syon Hilton in a little over a year ,gone are the sommelier and the concierge, now you can order a burger if you wish ,although the food is still so expensive that the local pizza delivery place does quite well out of famished guests,when there are any.

I am monitoring the situation with all the interest of one who's home of many years is under threat, how ever,if I was in His Graces Robes I should keep a sharp eye of the Barclays as it seems they will not be content until they have their money soiled hands on the entire estate,including Syon House.



If you think this is a little far fetched take a look at what these two have done in other areas, the island of Sark. What is happening here is their usual modus operandi,so they have to use the vernacular “got previous.”

Thursday 23 January 2014

Making Pasta...

Avie has pulled off another triumph again, making her own pasta for a fantastic meal...but it wore her out, and she had to turn in early. Normal service tomorrow...

Wednesday 22 January 2014

BREAD DAY AT AVIES




Whenever we run out of bread the simplest answer is to make some more,today we had not a crumb in the house. The usual stock of small loaves in the freezer had been used and the frozen dough was also on the missing list.....it looks like today is bread day then.

I love mixing the different flours to bring out the best in each type, today granary, stone ground whole meal, spelt,rye and unbleached white flour went in to the mixing bowl with the yeast and so on.

I am only limited by the size of my oven and today I made seven loves of assorted sizes,some for our use and some for friends. We all enjoy fresh bread and these days more and more people are making their own, for home made bread soon becomes the staple food it always used to be when it was made correctly ,and before the mass produced horrors of today’s supermarkets assaulted our noses with the stink of acetic acid and offend our palates by being tasteless and soggy.




Home made soup and home made bread,what could be nicer? Chip butties on home made bread,fantastic,home made muffins,tin loaves ,Coburgs and bread rolls French bread,garlic bread. Home made soda bread, the possibilities are endless,go on, have a go.

Tuesday 21 January 2014

A BELATED FEAST





With Pa in hospital until a few days before Christmas our usual pre- Christmas feasts were postponed, today we decided to celebrate the completion of another of my sons books with the help of a cockerel feast.
Before turkeys became fashionable and geese were scarce, the cockerel reigned supreme at the Christmas table. They were huge well muscled birds who had gained their size during a long summer of fighting mating and scratching about for food in the fields and under hedges,and in the barns and stack yards of the farm. Free range,real free range not the bare minimum required to call a bird free range that we mostly get today.

Today I was lucky enough to have a real free range bird 14lb in weight complete with giblets and perfect in every way.
For such a fine creature I made two stuffing s,one for the crop made with dates,chestnut,walnuts, brandy and raisins.

For those who prefer a
more traditional stuffing made a large dish of herb and onion stuffing soft in the centre but with a buttery crusty on the outside. Roast potatoes of course and a selection of winter vegetables,apple sauce and gravy............perfect.

As a family we tend to celebrate anything and everything,and why not? All to often there is bad news, just switch on the T.V. And you will see I am right. OK I am not suggesting that we ignore all the dreadful things that are happening all over the world.

All I am saying is let us rejoice in the small sweet fleeting things of life. Let us turn them into family high days and holidays, so that in years to come we shall remember the good times, the happy times.

Although the cockerel we ate tonight was gorgeous,had we eaten it as a part of Christmas,with all the other treats and meats we should most likely forget all about it in time,whereas we shall never forget he huge cockerel we ate in celebration of my sons latest complete book.

Family treasures such as these will shine down the years,brighter than any family silver ever could.



Monday 20 January 2014

Normal Service Tomorrow

Avie has asked to be excused from blogging duties tonight, and hopes to return to normal operations tomorrow!

Saturday 18 January 2014

MOTHERS PRIDE




Today my son completed another book, his fifth since last July, we celebrated by drinking shots of Rum ,this has become a tradition whenever a book is completed.

The new book is a change from his usual genre,it is a “Swords and Sorcery” epic and I must admit it is more to my taste than the sci fi books which have proved so popular, another of which he will begin in about a weeks time!

Sales are excellent, in fact they are incredible, each new book launch sparks yet more interest in the proceeding works. I know that, as his fond Mama, I am biased , but he truly does deserve the success he has worked so hard to achieve. I hope with all my heart that he will now have the freedom ,the time and the spare cash to fulfil some of his other dreams,but at the moment he has his head down.

He is insistent that he will not be satisfied until there are a dozen of his books on sale and one thing I know about my son is that if he says he will do something you may consider it done!

I confess that I enjoy having the bragging rights ,as it were and I truly am as proud as it is possible to be. As a child my son suffered severe asthma and spent very little time in school, he worked at home and still passed all his GCSE exams and his A levels with flying colours although he was obliged to sit in a room by himself as his coughing distracted the other students.

He flourished at University and did all the usual messing about in Politics and other such rubbish.
On the day he graduated I watched him collect his degree with so much love and pride.

But there is one thing I would wish my son to know and to believe and it is this. If he had not done well at school, if he had not passed he exams and achieved a degree,if he made a living sweeping up rubbish I would love him just as much as I do now.

Many years ago a teacher at my sons school told me that my son had won the hearts of the whole school,both staff and boys. His sense of humour,his care for his fellows ,and the fact that he always did his very best had won him the love and respect of those who shared his time at school.

A small example of his determination is shown in the fact that his sports master gave him A grades which astonished us all. At parents evening soon after the teacher told me that the reason for this was the fact than my son always tried to his utmost,cross country,cricket, gym, the lot. His teacher was of the opinion that if the healthy members of the class tried as hard they would soon have some world class sportsmen amongst them.

This is , I feel a wonderful tribute to someone who has always had to fight harder than most and yet has come out on top in spite of all, and the fact that he also manages to be such a loving and caring son makes me more happy than I can say.





Friday 17 January 2014

TO SLEEP.....PERCHANCE.......




My mother tells the story,of how as a child I did not sleep at all for the first five years of my life. Having myself had
a son with similar proclivities I can well believe what she says.

My own memories are of sitting in the window seat watching the sun set and wishing I could be out of doors,my wish was granted when ,soon after I learned how the climb out of the landing window ,on to the dairy roof and the hang drop the last few feet.
The way back was a little tricky and required the ability to shin up drainpipes.....no problemo!!

Once my parents realised the I was unable to sleep (initially my restlessness had been put down to wilful naughtiness) they relented and allowed me to read in bed or watch anything on the television that they considered educational. Thus it was that at the age of seven I watched “An Age of Kings)from which my love of the English language ,Shakespeare,and of course history prospered exceedingly and became a lifelong passion.

From all of this you may assume that sleep has not played an important part in my life.....until recently. Contrary to most people as I grow older I seem to need more sleep than in my youth,and having never been much good at it I find myself at a loss.

Of course having a pair of cats playing at circuses on ones bed in the early hours does not help. Then of course we do live under the flight path for Heathrow Airport …...and so on and so forth.

Last night actually slept and dreamed that I was playing “Angry Birds” The Moth cat woke me ,she had lost her favourite toy,a fur mitten. I searched,found the perishing thing and then returned to my neglected bed and to sleep..............until awakened again by moth,who's food dish was empty.
I replenished her food supply and then crawled back into my lovely bed and again I slept...........until awakened once again by Moth who this time simply wanted a cuddle.

This time I took her to my sons room(incidentally his door was closed) and let her in to her rightful owner,then I basely scuttled back to my room,shut my bedroom door and waited for sleep to claim me.....................................I was still waiting at seven thirty when I gave up and made a pot of tea.

I sat on the side of my bed sipping my tea, fell asleep and spilled the whole cup full on me,my bed and my new rug.. *!!!..*


At this point I cannot help but wonder what alarms and excursions tonight will bring only time will tell.