Monday 27 January 2014

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE PRICE OF BIRDS EYE MAPLE /




I return to the subject of last nights waterlogged blog! To say that the weather has been inclement is much like saying that the eruption of Vesuvius created a bit of dust!!
This analogy is not as random as you may think for just as Vesuvius rendered whole towns in to useless ruin so the continued rain is returning to ancient flood plains all over England and is showing no sign of retreating.

Take a look at the Somerset Levels, many years ago the area was called “the Summer Country”for only on the dry summer months was the land visible, for the rest of the time it was , as it is now hidden beneath the winter flood waters . Rivers are reconstructing themselves and we are powerless in the face of such force.

When the alleged grave of King Arthur was discovered at Glastonbury Abbey the tombstone was inscribed with the legend “Here Lies Arthur in the Isle of Avalon” and it is true that parts of Glastonbury,in particular the Tor have a claim to the title.
If I is true there is another legend which says that. “When the island of Avalon reappears Arthur will return.”
Judging by aerial photographs of the Somerset Levels we shall not have long to wait to learn the veracity of the legend.

Sitting here listening yet again to the horizontal rain lashing the windows and watching the gale driven water finding its way into the house via any small crack or imperfection in the seals it seems somehow more like the Wrath of God, than just a bit of bad weather.

Perhaps now is the time to think about the building of an Ark! Of course successive short sighted |Governments have closed down most of the ship building in the British Isles so we had better be swift about it. After all if the Scots do secede from the union they will hold the winning hand since most of the ship building is still in Scotland.

With that thought in mind,does anyone know the price of birds eye maple?
Answer: Theeehapence a foot.  ( a poem written by Marriot Edgar in 1932 and performed by the great Stanley Holloway




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