Having been oblige to take things easy today and since nothing of any import has occurred I offer a small ditty in lieu of a blog. Should you feel inclined it can be sung to the tune “Dedicated follower of fashion” by the fabulous Kinks.
She screeches here,she screeches there.
Under the bed,behind the chair.
She makes more noise than half a dozen banshee's
When she starts caterwauling you just may as well give up,
Because that cat's a total menace when she's hungry.
Oh yes she is, oh yes she is.
She'll sit upon your bed and cling like ivy.
You may as well get dressed again cause she won't let you in ,
She's a possessive little madam when she's sleepy!
She'll go outside,and catch a mouse,
Then let it loose, inside the house.
You spend the next few hours moving furniture,
While madam sits there watching you as if she thinks you're daft.
Cause she's a pesky little nuisance when she's hunting.
Oh yes she is, Oh yes she is.
There's one thing that she loves and that is tickling,
But keep your wits about your or she'll scratch your hands to bits,
Because she can be temperamental when your tickling.
You buy her food, she likes the best,
It costs a bomb, never the less.
She turns her dainty nose up most disdainfully.
The next time that you see her she,ll be chewing on a mouse,
She is a most contrary baggage when you feed her.
Oh yes she is, oh yes she is.
She sounds like half a dozen fire engines,
You've gone and locked her in the airing cupboard by mistake,
Because she sneaked in side and hid when you weren’t looking.
She's very sweet, she's very cute.
We love her heaps, though she's a brute.
she really does believe that she's a duchess,
She treats her staff like peasants, yes it's she that rules the roost,
Because she's got us just exactly where she wants us.
Oh yes she has, oh yes she has.
But we don't mind a bit because we love her.
She,s despotic but we really wouldn’t change her, not one bit,
She's such a lovely little cat and we adore her.
Avie
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