Today I went round in
so many circles that I resembled the fabled Oozalum bird and almost
came to the same sticky end! Yet again I was obliged to visit my G.P's
surgery in order to correct one of their endless mistakes. I have
said so much about this problem of late that I run the risk of
becoming boring therefore enough said!
Thence to the
supermarket I travelled an unusual route along the Great West
Road,the number of nutters on four wheels was up to the usual average
which meant that I needed eyes in an area familiar the the afore
mentioned Oozalum bird. I sought out the items forgotten on my last
visit and headed to my next port of call.
Another left turn took
me to the hardware store where I picked up the vital necessities
which I forgot last time I was there, a pattern is emerging as you
can see.
All in all a trip of at
least four miles,more like five,and this on a mobility scooter with
only rudimentary suspension along some of the worst pavements in the
Western Hemisphere!
As a result I fell as
if I had spent the afternoon in an industrial tumble dried with a
load of logs, I am battered and bruised and very tired indeed.
Thank the Gods I am not
an Oozalum bird,tonight the vanishing act would be impossible, my bum
being quite square due to my long drive.
“Sit down,” they
said on my return home. “Have some coffee and relax.” I could
not have sat down at that moment for and introduction to Sean
Connery!
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