Three weeks ago I
warned my friends and family nationwide that there would be snow this
week. I was sure of this as my kneecaps are a very reliable weather
oracle when it comes to forecasting snowfall,they are never wrong.
The advent of snow causes the afore mentioned joints to feel as if a
bag of frozen peas had been strapped to each one,it is most
unpleasant and can continue for weeks.
Of course like most
prophets my forecast fell upon deaf ears ,my warnings met with
mocking voices, sarcasm and ribaldry. This morning up and down the
country my friends and family are eating snow......after all these
years you would think they would learn!
If the weather is to be
very windy I suffer from neuralgia for days before the event. Damp
weather causes my rheumatism to worsen drastically. I am a walking
weather vane.
This time I was correct
to the very day, even the met office with all their satellites and
weather stations have difficulty being so accurate.
So to all those
stubborn mickey taking characters who did not leave home this morning
properly equipped for bad weather I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!
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